New Year's Eve Special: Five AI Investing Resolutions

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Personally I don’t do New Year’s resolutions, I did a couple of times and never stuck with them. So now I just get stuff done whenever it needs to be done and don’t need a rudimentary ticking over of a date to spur me into action.

Rant over, I do know some people like the tradition of it. Good stuff. But seeing this is an AI investing newsletter, I figured the best thing to do on New Year’s Eve is to ask AI what investing resolutions we should adhere to in 2025.

So, let’s ask…Grok from xAI (note: I turned on “Fun Mode” for this).

Here are five New Year’s Resolutions for those brave souls investing in AI stocks, with just a dash of humor and a pinch of cheek:

Resolution: Diversify Like You’re Throwing Darts at a Wall of Chips

Don’t just bet on one AI horse; spread your chips across the board! Keep an eye on the likes of Nvidia (NVDA) for the hardware side, and maybe sprinkle some love on software maestros like Palantir (PLTR). Remember, in the AI world, diversity is not just about having different types of chips; it’s about not putting all your eggs in one algorithmic basket.

Resolution: Learn the Lingo or Risk Sounding Like a Caveman

Resolve to understand what “machine learning,” “deep learning,” and “neural networks” mean without your eyes glazing over like a turkey on Christmas. It might not make you a tech wizard, but at least you’ll know if you’re investing in something beyond “Magic Box Makes Decisions.” Educate yourself, or you’ll be the investor still asking, “Can this AI make my toast?”

Resolution: Keep Your Cool When the Market Goes from AI to Oops

AI stocks can swing like a pendulum in a hurricane. Decide now to not panic-sell when the market decides AI is just a fancy term for “computer guesses.” Remember, even if the market sentiment shifts from “AI is the future” to “AI is just a fad,” the underlying tech might still be the real deal. Patience, grasshopper, patience.

Resolution: Invest in the Future, Not Just the Hype

Sure, everyone’s talking about ChatGPT, but don’t let the hype blind you. Look for companies that aren’t just riding the AI wave but are actually building the surfboard. Consider firms like Microsoft (MSFT) with serious AI integration or those smaller, nimble companies like C3.ai (AI) that are actually applying AI in practical ways. Just make sure you’re not just buying into a company because their name sounds techy.

Resolution: Master the Art of Timing, or at Least Try Not to Be Too Late

Timing the market with AI stocks is like trying to catch a snowflake in a blizzard. However, resolve to at least be informed about when companies release new AI tech, earnings reports, or get into splashy partnerships. If you can’t be early, at least don’t be the investor buying at the peak because everyone else seems to be doing it. Remember, in AI investing, the early bird might get the worm, but the early worm gets eaten by the bird.

Happy investing, and may your AI stock picks be as intuitive as the AI predicting your next move… or at least not as confused as a self-driving car in a roundabout.

Happy New Year tonight folks (from the future where it’s already 2025!)

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**Due to holiday breaks, days off and the fact pretty much everyone is on holiday, we’re pausing the Boomers & Busters section until we’re back on deck and keeping a closer eye on the market and market movers in AI.**

From the hive mind 🧠

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